Yes, I am a closet writer.  Starting with the poems and short stories I wrote as a kid, I have always been a writer.  I write ceramic tips for a newsletter for my business, BigCeramicStore.com.  I've published a few articles here and there. 

I have written 1 novel and 3 screenplays.  Screenplays are really my medium, as the characters and action seems to just flow from my fingers to the keyboard without my involvement.  People that know screenplays have been pretty impressed; apparently they're not bad for the first ones.  Maybe someday I'll make a living at this.  Currently it is very difficult to get a screenplay read, and mostly they are used for avenue to get television writing jobs, which means living in LA, which means "no thanks."